I am having a bit of an issue
it seems like a lot of the support that I give people (not all of you by any means, but a lot) goes only one way. Let’s paint this with the following scenario. “Alice and Bob are both aspiring artists and writers. Alice is working on an important project, so Bob offers help when Alice needs it, and support when she accomplishes something.” “Bob is also working on an...
I have to love this, because I hear this damn... →
yeezykany3 asked: clint eastwood isnt a republican... hes a libertarian.
To people who keep parroting Chuck Norris Facts
He is actually really easy to beat. All you have to do is find a happy gay couple, tie them together with rope, and use them for Nunchucks. Happy Gay People are Chuck Norris’s kryptonite.
There is only one Republican
Who has the Cojones to outright state that Gay Marriage should be legal. That man is a certain one-time mayor/actor/director/loose cannon cop who doesn’t play by the rules/mysterious stranger who rides into town named The Goddamned Clint Eastwood. Seriously, you can’t stand there and tell Clint Eastwood that he’s wrong. That’s the legal definition of suicide.
I will never understand the appeal. Why would anyone really want to read about...– I feel horrible for putting this in my story because the whole book is basically about adventures with weird machines.
three smartphOWNED submissions that need to just...
<GIRL> Omg I totally like <BOY> how do I tell them? <BOY> You just did <GIRL> OMG <BOY> I like you too AWWW * <PARENT> I am totally cheating on <OTHER PARENT> <CHILD> OMG how could you! <PARENT> Oops <CHILD> Instead of me telling <OTHER PARENT> who deserves to know, just give me money and stuff instead because I am just as...
I signed this! Eat Shit Megyn Kelly! And wash it... →
In short, the petition is for Megyn Kelly to eat or drink Pepper Spray, because of her mocking the college kids who got pepper-sprayed during a peaceful protest. (For added emphasis, one of the victims was a pregnant mother who miscarried because of this incident.)
What do you get when you have
1 Eldritch Abomination stalking people for uncertain reasons. 1 Intrepid Investigator who is determined to find out the truth, at all costs. And 1 Unknown Quantity who leaves Cryptic Clues that both Beguile and Frighten the Investigator. The answer is, surprisingly, not a Slenderman Story but something a little bit older, and based on the West Virginian version of Bigfoot. I’ma go watch...
a while back I did fanart for the Slender Man Mythos. Specifically this Uncle Sam-esque number. Turns out that Fuck Yeah, Everyman HYBRID found it, and now it suddenly has a ton more likes and reblogs. Thanks guys :)
Uncle Druminor's Depressing Truths #2
The Bristlecone Pine is speculated to live for over 5,000 years. If it had awareness you would be nothing but a blink in it’s eye. The Milgram Experiment, in which a participant is led to believe he is torturing someone with electric shocks each time they give a wrong answer to a test, indicates that nearly every single one of you would willingly harm someone just so long as an authority...
Would anyone be interested in seeing an Android Wallpaper done similarly to the Ubuntu one I just posted?
i feel like drawing a cartoon (EDIT)
about a certain nameless Detective Professor of Puzzleology Archaeology. At least he’s honest enough to admit that his career path isn’t supposed to be puzzle related. Dan Brown could learn from this man. PS: It’s called SEMIOTICS BITCH! SYMBOLOGY ISN’T A THING PPS: Inkscape just crashed before I had a chance to save the damn thing. I’ll probably try again later...
I feel so damned detached lately. It’s frustrating that it’s not frustrating. Does that make sense?
I’ve tried three times to write about today and had to throw away the results because it: A) dives into my real life, which I’m not that comfortable sharing with people I don’t know B) would probably result in real-life people either calling me to fuss about my posting this, or calling my Mom so she can fuss about my posting this because I am apparently twelve years old. C)...
How come nobody fusses at Cameron Diaz when she... →
For that matter, Jackie Chan and Sylvester Stallone have had careers that included pornography (in fact, it would be more accurate in their case because their pornography actually got published where Cameron Diaz’s never was.) But nobody fusses when they star in family films or are involved with children. EDIT: I need to go ahead and specify this, I’m not saying that Jackie Chan,...
An outrage from my home state
Read the part of this article about South Carolina. “Officers started arresting Occupy Columbia protesters Wednesday after Gov. Nikki Haley ordered them to leave the Statehouse grounds. The governor said the people who had been sleeping on the complex for more than a month had cost the state more than $17,000 in property damage and overtime for police. About 20 people challenge the...
Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.– Terry Pratchett
A Power Nap is when you sleep on someone who is weaker than you.– Demetri Martin
I feel like giving up
I haven’t been able to work on my writing much lately. Everyone seems obsessed with trying to drive me crazy, which makes it harder to work on the story. I don’t really want to give up on it, I’ve come closer with Parhelion than anything else, but I’m overwhelmed by over-stimulation and aggravating family members, and I don’t know what to do. I’m so scared,...
I need to stop.
akisayuri-autumnlily: These spoilers…. NO!…. They’re sooo….. tempting!!!… Can’t….. resist!! You shouldn’t have done that.
When he awoke, the Dinosaur was still there.– Augusto Monterroso (this was written to be the world’s shortest short story.
making a parody of the Uncle Sam poster, I think some of my friends will like it. “̜̩̞̺̑W͉̮̝͙̟̙͈͙͒ͨ͑ͧȩ͉̥̲̿ͧ̀̄͌ͩ̈́͐ͦ ̥̦̰͇͚̊͊͒̎͒̾ͩͅd̡̥͔͈̎͟i̸̡̬̇́d̷̖̯͂̓ǹ̶͈͖͉̳̟̤̭͋̂ͬͮ̉̌̕’̶̟̈́͡t͈̣ͨ͒̽̈̓ ̭̪̠̬̼̲̦͚̎̎͌ͤw̡̗̩͕͉̜̄ͬͩ͆̋͌͌ͪ̋̀͝a͖̱͆̈̕n̬̘̐̋͢ţ̶̴̙̣ͪ͑̑̅͋ͮͨ̄ ̷̳͖̼̼̺͋ͪ̀͟͝t̨̤͔͇̘̲̘̬̜͓ͪ̈͂̄ͯ͐̈̔̍́͢ǫ̥̠͉̜̥͈͂̔̏͋ ̡̭̳͚̩̻̖̩̰̅̂ͣ̊ͮ̍͐̎̋g̴̪̫̱͈̥̈́̈ͧͥ͊̽ͭ͝ͅo̸̶̲͍̍̓ͤͨ̉,̵̫͔̹͖͉͔̩̌ͦ̇͊̐ ̛̱͕̪̦͚̀̉ͤ̓̿͐̊̍͞w̴̨̳͍̉ͩ̋ͫͧ̈́e̯̤̗͂͆ͤ͜ ...
You know, when you’re little, you have more endurance than God is ever to...– From The Night of the Hunter
I came into this town in a stage play called Mister Roberts. Stanley Kramer saw...– Lee Van Cleef
so I started the idea for an ARG but flubbed an important detail. Will have to start over somewhere else.
Uncle Druminor's Depressing Truths #1
There are more different varieties of beetles than there are any other kind of insect, and more varieties of insect than any other animal. This means that, assuming for the sake of argument that God exists, he put a lot more work and energy into designing insects than he put into designing you. There are not only more Antarctic Krill than there are people on Earth, but even the collective mass...