January 2012
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December 2011
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Chuck Norris's TV Tropes Page →
I am honestly about half convinced that he wrote it himself. There is just something very creepy and off about it that I can’t place. Mostly the listing him under the trope “Mean Character, Nice Actor.” Even if you exclude the homophobia, or the rabid conservatism and fundamentalist christianity* how can you possibly consider someone a nice guy when they were largely...
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Dear 400-some xkcd fans who liked/reblogged my...
Let’s make a pact that when we get to Mars we will build a special home just for the Spirit Rover. So it will never have to be alone again.
(I need to go cry my eyes out now)
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My town is full of nosey little busybodies
“Oh my god I can’t believe they took down their Christmas Decorations already!” Which we did about a week ago. God forbid we didn’t put up any at all. The only reason we didn’t keep them up is because people were stealing stuff from our front porch. Screw you guys, and screw your Christian appropriation of a Pagan Holiday!
Reblog this and go on your page
blurrbaby:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
MAGIC.
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i have experienced capsacin-induced Satori
My burritos have been purified by the power of the peppery flame. I have received the blessing of the great fire god Agni himself. It sears, and it is good.
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Yes, you typical 9gagger I am looking at you
when you make jokes about Americans you think it makes you look funny. But it really makes you look like…well….a stereotypical American.
AMERICAN: Furreners r fuckin stewpid!
OTHER PEOPLE: What’s wrong with you, you xenophobic fuck?!
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OTHER PEOPLE: Americans r fuckin stewpid!
OTHER OTHER PEOPLE: Lulz
True story.
EDIT: Prepare for incoming shitstorm from people...
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the end of my childhood
A younger me: (sings to myself) “She knows she got everything, that a woman needs, to get a man! How can she use, the things she use. 36-24-36 talk about a winning hand
Mom walks in: Hey, those were my measurements when I was your age!
A younger me: D:
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I really can't wait
I just can’t wait to read about all the stupid people who come forward saying “Christopher Hitchen’s death from cancer was god’s punishment!” or some shit like that. To which I have the following things to say.
1) If it really is some sort of divine punishment, it only took 62 years. What, did God use up all his fireballs and shit before the 20th century?
2) Adolf...
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Christopher Hitchens dies at 62 after suffering... →
I admittedly did not see eye to eye with Christopher Hitchens on a lot of stuff. But I still think the world is a sadder place without him.
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“Nicolas Cage looks like if someone who has never seen a handsome person tried to...”
– Noni (via gingerhaze)
That is honestly the most accurate description I have ever heard for Nicolas Cage.
jezfez81 asked: Indeed! =3
jezfez81 asked: It sucks, doesn't it? :C And especially when they bring out spoilers and such.
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Fuck Yeah Ubuntu!: Reasons for absence. →
fuckyeahubuntu:
I’ve been missing out on all the action on Tumblr and haven’t updated the blog in the longest time!
I hope you’re all still bearing with me, I just got way turned off because:
a) The whole Unity/Gnome Shell BS is/was NOT working for me at all.
b) I got a new Laptop - with nVidia Optimus and…
Here is a link to help you remove the Unity Shell. :)
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Dear Blacksburg, SC
At the expense of letting everyone here know where I live now, you suck. Really badly. In one moment you completely sapped my Christmas Spirit when one of your inhabitants STOLE THE FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE OFF OUR PORCH! If it had been food or something, I would have assumed you needed the food. But you didn’t need the Christmas Tree.
I don’t subscribe to the notion of Jesus or for...
jezfez81 asked: lol true! I saw that pic as well. Looking at journal, he is an obvious trollfag indeed. =p
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The Deceptively Honest Compliment
The beauty is that, in the hands of someone actually important, this is a great weapon. You can’t actually say I’m lying. “What, so you ARE a member of the American Nazi Party, then?” But at the same time, in a more serious context, people would be wondering “Why would he have to reassure us about that?” And in order to work it has to come out of nowhere.
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My Theories RE: EverymanHYBRID
Mostly I’m just posting it here because I don’t really have a place to put it and I want it public so I can go back and revisit it if I’m right or wrong. Needless to say, Here be Spoilers! You have been warned.
1) The Fake Slender Man
It is kind of distracting that a supernatural monster would appear on a show after they made fun of him, especially since Slender Man seems to...
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Smartphowned Submissions That Need To Just Stop
I made a previous post of 3 smartphowned submissions that needed to stop, but I think it’s time to expand it a bit. Long story short, if I posted this it’s because you used one of the following jokes on Smartphowned, which has been thoroughly done to death. Nobody believes it really happened. It’s not funny, and you aren’t clever. Your submission was bad and you should...
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i just had a bowl of deep fried ravioli
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! :D
It’s actually really good. Basically like fried cheese, but ravioli.
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Project in the Works :D
So I recently did a parody of the Uncle Sam War Poster. It was liked by a fair amount of people, and that amount doubled when Fuck Yeah, EverymanHYBRID found it.
I am going to try to duplicate that success with another Slender Man Drawing based on a popular political poster. Hopefully nothing will Go WrOnG tHiS tImE Ewige Blumenkraft und Ewige Schlangenkraft ph’nglui mglw’nafh...
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Diaspora
So some time ago I sent a request to be a part of Diaspora, back when Diaspora was being lauded as the future Facebook Killer. And then I promptly forgot about it, and forgot that I had even signed up for it. I pretty much just assumed that nothing would come of it…
Until early this morning when I received an invite to join Diaspora*Alpha. Which I did. Not sure what I think of it though.
